quote:
Delta stands for Doesn't Ever Leave The Airport
That is a good one. I'll remember that for next time I fly them...
Ohh fun...
My personal worst to best:
America:
US Airways: Flights always canceled. Mean staff. Old planes. (US Airways Express is very nice though in contrast.)
Air Canada: Uncomfortable, cramped, annoying announcements.
Northwest(NWA): "Non-worthy Airlines/Northworst" really aren't too smooth.
American: Meeehhh, too old-school.
United: Evil schemes to illegally cancel flights. Weather and Mechanical errors are clearly fabricated in order to cancel flights that have a low number of seats filled.
Midwest: Warm cookies and all are nice, but the door came open in flight once. Dinosaurs of planes scare me: many are more than twice as old as me.
AirTran: A bit cramped but they're alright otherwise.
Delta: I've had good experiences, except the delays.
Skybus: On-time, just very trashy.
Southwest: Simple and cheap enough, no class though.
Europe:
TUIfly: Cabin pressure much anyone? (My ears always hurt.)
Jetairfly: Slow planes, cramped as hell, cheap though.
Lufthansa: Very sassy staff. Perpetual delays.
Air Berlin: Janky planes and delays.
KLM: Just Dutch.
Ryanair: They lie, cheat and steal (literally, baggage handlers stole from my baggage), but I'm cheap and they easily buy back my love with free flights.
Ukraine International: Ghetto planes, but good food and service.
easyJet: Very decent staff, normally on-time.
Germanwings: Simple and cheap enough.
SkyEurope: Flashy, cheap, punctual and modern.
FlyGlobespan: Super cheap ($130 trans-Atlantic), comfortable, on-time, free meal + free wine.