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"Seriously"? It's just too funny. Just wait till you get a place with a private bathroom. Or...wait until 3 or 4 am, when that public bathroom in the hostel is likely vacant.

Some adventurous souls have even done the deed in an airplane bathroom.

Is this why they call us "Yanks"?

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Originally posted by static:
Is this why they call us "Yanks"?

Oy.

may I laugh? LOL

seriously now, i only travel wt my husband and we always get a private room you know, we are married so we are allowed to have fun HeHe

I think the subject ought to be approached the same way as sex in hostels is.
I mean it is sex, with yourself.
So...if you want a quick bang in a hostel and DONT want to be the creepy couple (or in this case, creepy perv) then get a private room, opt for some nights in hotels, a quicky in the bathroom, maybe a quicky when everbody is out of the hostel. These sorts of things...
Good luck.

Always remember to wrap your KY in a couple of baggies in case the tube leaks. You don't want to get it all over your essentials It is a pain in the ass to clean up. I mean, of course if something like that actually happened.

bathroom, shower...non bunk bed with use of pillow, curtain on train...

in all seriousness, i'd say the best way is the shower...get in and get out...

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Originally posted by Joey:
It is a pain in the ass to clean up.

Oh the irony

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Is this why they call us "Yanks"?

actually I blame the Brits and Aussies. So I believe the correct term here is "wanker". Or maybe just "tosser"

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actually I blame the Brits and Aussies.

You've certainly got to hand it to them, as it were.

You realize this whole pun-heavy thread is static's form of masturbation, right?

I agree with Mim...ladies can quite easily do it in the Shower....

The last time I got horny whilst Travelling I went into the really rather nice private bathroom and did it in there...I most certainly DON'T want to be that creepy pervy person playing with myself in full view of everyone.

I can't remember where this came from, but it seems appropriate here:

What an awesome thread. Thanks for bringing it up. I'm impressed that there are some real answers and puns and it is totally cracking me up. Thanks Jules for pointing this one out to me!

Serious answer: If you haven't figured out how not to get caught at this point in your life...not sure I know what to tell you. What is so funny is that, yes no one wants to get caught, I just never expected it to be talked about here. It's totally ok IMO - just funny.

Funny answer: I'll leave those to joe e - cracking me up.

This reminds me of a related story. I was going overland from Lhasa, Tibet to Kathmandu, Nepal in 1997 with a Tibetian couple in a Landcruiser. We stayed in the same room each night - they in one bed, me in another. It was the middle of winter and brutally cold and I was totally tired at the end of each day of travel.

One morning, I wake up to some noises. It was pretty low key, and I was on my side, not facing them. But they were "making love", "doing the nasty", "boinking" - or whatever you want to call it. It was pretty quick and not loud at all. I didn't care. It's part of life and it didn't hurt me in anyway. No one every said anything, and I'm sure they enjoyed there sleep and next day of travel that much more.

I'm reminded of an episode of Family Guy where Stewie and Brian go into the Army. Stewie and Brian are having some sort of argument/conversation in the barracks, and off camera someone shouts "Will you shut up? I can't masturbate with you guys talking!" Then another shouts (in a gay voice) "Not me!"

I imagine the shower would be the best place to "hang out" while traveling.


Also, I have to say I've had some bad experiences traveling with couples (in this case a few close friends!) who are very very very open. I was in NYC with 12 or so friends sleeping in a small one roomed studio apartment and at night, these two friends (sleeping naked) only a foot or two away would begin their business. It was always very very obvious and uncomfortable. I'm a very open dude and very down to earth so it wasn't like I was going to die or anything but damn I couldn't help but to feel uncomfortable. It's hard to fall asleep when there are two naked bodies making babies so close, even if you try.

Once I was a little sick, and went to bed in a multibed dorm. It was me, and a couple who'd scored a double bed. They saw me, sure thing, and that didn't stop them from going at it like a porn movie. I'm pretty sure they wanted me to watch, or didn't care. It was daytime, remember. Plenty of light.

Needless to say, I got little sleep.

They were a nice couple. Later on I had lunch with them and the topic never came up.

It's really not an option for me as full-length mirrors are seldom found in hostels these days. That takes the fun out of it!

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Originally posted by Insubordination:
I guess women could get it done in the shower too, if they had an electric toothbrush.

I know someone who packs a vibe on every trip.

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Originally posted by Haci Richard:
I can't remember where this came from, but it seems appropriate here:

It came from a fark.com photoshop contest...I still chortle heartily every time I see it...so thanks.

as to the question at "hand"..my answer, shower or hooker or hooker in the shower.

as to the girls' responses....no need for you to masturbate...Just look me up!