When travelling in Central America and suffering from severe diarrheoa and simultaneously vomiting like a rabid dog having had one too many quesadillas washed down with the local tequila, what's the most effective way of transferring from one orifice to the other on the shitter while not covering the bathroom in excrement or waking your room-mates with pre-lapserian groans?
Please help, I'm desperate....
<brclarke>
Posted
What, they don't have wastebaskets there?
You hold one in front of your face while sitting on the can.
LOL!
<gazza>
Posted
I always shit first, puke next. My strategy is devilishly simple, I rather clean up puke than shit and with a toilet full of shit in front of me I have no trouble in emptying my guts.
