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"Yo mommas in the hospital, yo daddies in jail, yo little brothers out on the corner hollerin 'asshole for sale'"

Ahh how could you not love a guy that comes up with shit like that?

Anyhow I will get to see Mr. Dolemite live in about a month! Hopefully he'll have a band with him and be very foul mouthed.

The venue is rather bizzare though, it's some horror fan convention thingie or something, the Necrocomcon I think? How in the hell did he get booked at a friggin comic book/horror movie convention?

Ah well, I guess that doesn't matter. One more rather tasteless and rude comment from Mr. Moore. If ye get offeded easily, STOP READING!

Man, I can't do the joke like he does, so I'll just give a brief summary and totally ruin it for ya.

Rudy is out in the fields fucking a cow. His wife catches him and says she's going to tell everyone in town. He tells her to go ahead and tell em, and he'll tell everyone who has the better pussy. Oh snap.