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I used to have this boss who, as part of his mid-life crisis, thought he was a mobster and liked to pretend he was with the mafia. I always knew when he had watched Dirty Harry again for the hundredth time...

He would come running up the stairs and growl in his most dramatic voice, "Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?!"

What is the best line out of a movie?

"You know I have a theory that hieroglyphics are actually an ancient comic strip about a character named Sphinxy."--Billy Crystal as Harry Burns in When Harry Met Sally

Best Line From Six Movies....

I´ve Got A Bad Feeling About This.

Try this one: We´re American´s...You know what that means? That our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world!

That was Bill Murray in Stripes

"You talkin to me?"

"You get what you settle for." Thelma and Louise

Anything from the movie, "Airplane" (Peter Graves, LLoyd Bridges, etc.) Too many to chose from....but to jog a few memories:

"So, son, have you ever seen the inside of a..."
"Roger, Roger. Clearance, Clarence...."
"D---, I picked the wrong day to give up...."
"Of course I speak Jive (Mrs. Cleaver)...."
"Hospital? That's a room with patients, but..."
"Please don't call me shirley..."
"The white zone is for....."

2001: A SpaceOddysey

HAL: "I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you."

"I felt like a parapalegic trying to perform open heart surgery with a monkey wrench" Bruce willis Sin city

Skyhiker, you forgot...
"Start from the beginning..."
"Well, first there were the dinosaurs..."

"Whaddya make of this?"
"Well, I could make a hat, or a crane, or a..."

My favorite...."I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen." Say Anything.

"I'm a god. I'm not the God. I don't think."

Bill Murray, Groundhog Day

Oh, well if we're doing GroundHog Day, one of the greatest movies all time, one of the greatest stories ever told...

"What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today."
-Bill Murray

One of my favorites...

"But, John. But if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists." - Jurassic Park/Dr Ian Malcom

"Get busy livin or get busy dyin" - The Shawshank Redemption/Andy Dufresne

"Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday night. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?" - Trainspotting/Mark Renton

Goonies:

Data: I'm setting booty traps.
Stef: You mean booby traps?
Data: THATS WHAT I SAID! BOOBY TRAPS! God. These Guys!

Neal- Del...Why did you kiss my ear?
Del- Why are you holding my hand?
Neal- Where is your hand?
Del- Between two pillows...
Neal- Those aren't pliiow!

"Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!"

-donnie darko

"What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music? "

-High Fidelity

quote:

"Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!"

-donnie darko

One of the funniest.lines.ever.!!! But isn't that from "Strictly Ballroom" or whatever the Austrailian Ballroom Dancing flick was called?

EDIT: Huh. I just googled it and saw a zillion Donnie Darko links, so I guess not.

Just saw "Cars" on a flight...hilarious.

"Yee-haaa, I'm as happy as a tornado in a trailer park"

"I don't want no commies in my car. No Christians either."

-Repo Man

"I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the west. Take this down. I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, and METHODIST!!! ."-Harvey Korman as Hedley Lamarr in Blazing Saddles

Another one from Airplane that wasn't mentioned by either Skyhiker or AnnieB....

PILOT GRAVES TO BOY: "Do you like gladiator movies, Johnny?"

Comic perfection.

Have you ever seen a grown man naked, Johnny?