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How to have sex in hostels

Postby Nomadic Matt » October 1st, 2008

In case you want to get some nookie on the road, here's a funny list about some do's and don'ts of having sex in a hostel.

Hope you like it!
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Postby Hydro » October 7th, 2008

And don't forget the now infamous masturbation post for those solo evenings.
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Postby Paul79UF » November 11th, 2008

Those tips made me LOL a few times.

It also made me sad that I've never had the experience of staying at a hostel. Frown
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Postby trekker » December 18th, 2008

These tips are brilliant !! I know more than one person who should have read the : Don't do it in the top bunk, especially when its creaky and the rest of us are discussing the rhythmic squeaks.
After managing a hostel I have seen it all and also had to clean up after some who aren't so considerate.... so please follow the rules and clean up after!

It can be great fun... if you do it right Wink
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Re: How to have sex in hostels

Postby Newanderthal » May 19th, 2009

Awesome!
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Re: How to have sex in hostels

Postby Dakana » June 23rd, 2009

Brilliant stuff Matt! :)
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Postby Zuleika » June 23rd, 2009

trekker wrote:Don't do it in the top bunk, especially when its creaky

Or the bottom bunk!
Even worse when you are trying to sleep in the top bunk and its all going on in the bottom bunk - I practically got motion sickness from all the rocking going on below - LOLOL
Although I cant say that I am totally innocent of hostel sex - but not something Im going air here!!!!
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