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Logically thinking - Innuits have dozens of words for snow as they have lots of snow, the Brits have dozens of words for rain as they have lots of rain, so the fact that the Aussies have lots of words for dumb people surely means...I'll let you work that out.
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Thought that was rather funny everett. You had me chuckling there. Sorry to throw a spanner in the works, but we Australians are highly inventive when it comes to the colourful phrase, nickname or insult. Our rich and colourful slang reveals a lot about the Australian national pshcye. It seems we don't suffer fools gladly- whether the home-grown or the international variety.
I'm afraid we "Aussies" get enormous pleasure at the look of incomprehension on the face of the overseas visitor-it's priceless, a joy to behold. Now we don't mean to be unkind,
we sometimes cann't resist taking the mickey. We don't do this deliberately, at lesast not all the time. Like when I was in Christchurch chatting with a German and an Israeli,
and I said, "I was only pulling your leg". Huh??? So then I had to explain what that meant. He still didn't get it but fortunately the Israeli chap understood and started to explain. He told me he remembered hearing that phrase before.
Here is a well-known Australian joke:
There was an American (sorry but this is how the joke goes)
came to Australia to check out our farms (Ranches to you), and the little Aussie farmer proudly showed him around pointing out the corn and the American said "corn. You call that CORN? Why back in the States our corn grows twice as high". The farmer just nodded his head and smiled. Next, he showed him the wheatfields. The American said "Huh.Call that wheat? Why back in the States we grow twice as much wheat as you and ours is 3 foot higher". The farmer just smiled and nodded. Next, he showed him the cattle grazing, the American said, "Is that all you got? Why, back in the States we have three times as many head of cattle as you Aussies". Just then, a kangaroo hopped past. The American did an about face and said "What the hell was THAT?" The farmer looked him straight in the eye and said, "Don't you have grasshoppers where you come from?"
See what I mean by our sense of humour? Anyway hear are some phrases (explanations included!).
BOB'S YOUR UNCLE...means everything is fine.
ALL OVER THE PLACE LIKE A MADWOMAN'S BREAKFAST...in a state of chaos.
SANDWICH SHORT OF A PICNIC...lacking in intelligence.
SHOT THROUGH LIKE A BONDI TRAM...departed hastily.
THICK AS A BRICK/THICK AS THE DUST ON A PUBLIC SERVANT'S OUT-TRAY...stupid, dull, slow-witted.
WALKING PAPERS...the sack, dismissal notice.
OFF LIKE A BUCKET OF PRAWNS...to depart hastily.
ON A GOOD THING...to be involved in a successful venture or activity.
ON A GOOD WICKET...to have a successful (and possibly not demanding) job.
ON A STICKY WICKET...in trouble.
HUMDINGER...excellent!
NOT ON YOUR NELLIE...absolutely not! under no circumstances.
KANGAROOS IN THE TOP PADDOCK...insane, or not thinking properly.
GET YOUR DANDER UP... to become angry
GO OFF HALF-COCKED...to enter something usually enterprise unprepared.
GO DOWN THE GURGLER...to go down the plughole,i.e. go broke or out of business.
FLOG THE CAT...to indulge in self-pity.
FAIR CRACK OF THE WHIP...request for reasonable treatment.
USEFUL AS A FLYWIRE DOOR ON A SUBMARINE...useless.
WHACKO-THE-DIDDLE-OH...expression of jubilation.
HAPPY AS A BASTARD ON FATHER'S DAY...miserable, depressed.
And lastly, THE GREAT AUSTRALIAN SALUTE...No, it is not a rude gesture whereby two fingers stick up, it is the motion of your hand flapping away the ever present flies!
There are of course many more, but I have a feeling the Moderators may be "chucking a wobbly" at the length of this post

and I might find it as "easy as spearing an eel with a spoon" next time. I don't want them(the Moderators) to "spit the dummy" so I'll go and have a "heart-starter".
Have a nice day, Whistler.
If you can keep a sense of humour and see the funny side of life, you will never be old. SMC.
