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Postby Felix the Hat » March 23rd, 2008

Why do I get the impression that you people aren't taking this most serious issue seriously?
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Postby static » March 23rd, 2008

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Why do I get the impression that you people aren't taking this most serious issue seriously?

and therein lies the rub.
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Postby Insubordination » March 23rd, 2008

I guess women could get it done in the shower too, if they had an electric toothbrush.
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Postby Mim » March 23rd, 2008

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I guess women could get it done in the shower too, if they had an electric toothbrush.


I think Insubordination needs a little enlightenment. Next time your are having pillowtalk with a girl try asking a few more questions.
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Postby Viaggero » March 24th, 2008

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Why do I get the impression that you people aren't taking this most serious issue seriously?



It's probably because we feel that an adult should have enough self control to go without for awhile. If you're that heated up that you have to jack it, spend the extra money on a private room for you and "your date". Otherwise, wait until you return and see how that feels that first night back.
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Postby MLISS4816 » March 24th, 2008

"Seriously"? It's just too funny. Just wait till you get a place with a private bathroom. Or...wait until 3 or 4 am, when that public bathroom in the hostel is likely vacant.

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Postby static » March 24th, 2008

Is this why they call us "Yanks"?
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Postby MLISS4816 » March 24th, 2008

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Is this why they call us "Yanks"?


Oy. Roll Eyes
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Postby Cristina Dima » March 24th, 2008

may I laugh? LOL Smile

seriously now, i only travel wt my husband and we always get a private roomSmile you know, we are married so we are allowed to have funSmile HeHe
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Postby Prisa » March 24th, 2008

I think the subject ought to be approached the same way as sex in hostels is.
I mean it is sex, with yourself.
So...if you want a quick bang in a hostel and DONT want to be the creepy couple (or in this case, creepy perv) then get a private room, opt for some nights in hotels, a quicky in the bathroom, maybe a quicky when everbody is out of the hostel. These sorts of things...
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Postby Joey » March 24th, 2008

Always remember to wrap your KY in a couple of baggies in case the tube leaks. You don't want to get it all over your essentials Wink It is a pain in the ass to clean up. I mean, of course if something like that actually happened.

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Postby Eppyboy » March 24th, 2008

bathroom, shower...non bunk bed with use of pillow, curtain on train...

in all seriousness, i'd say the best way is the shower...get in and get out...
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Postby RalphTheWonderLlama » March 24th, 2008

quote:
Originally posted by Joey:
It is a pain in the ass to clean up.


Oh the irony Wink
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Postby halfnine » March 24th, 2008

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Is this why they call us "Yanks"?


actually I blame the Brits and Aussies. So I believe the correct term here is "wanker". Or maybe just "tosser"
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Postby static » March 24th, 2008

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actually I blame the Brits and Aussies.

You've certainly got to hand it to them, as it were.
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