You realize this whole pun-heavy thread is static's form of masturbation, right?

I agree with Mim...ladies can quite easily do it in the Shower....

The last time I got horny whilst Travelling I went into the really rather nice private bathroom and did it in there...I most certainly DON'T want to be that creepy pervy person playing with myself in full view of everyone.

I can't remember where this came from, but it seems appropriate here:

What an awesome thread. Thanks for bringing it up. I'm impressed that there are some real answers and puns and it is totally cracking me up. Thanks Jules for pointing this one out to me!

Serious answer: If you haven't figured out how not to get caught at this point in your life...not sure I know what to tell you. What is so funny is that, yes no one wants to get caught, I just never expected it to be talked about here. It's totally ok IMO - just funny.

Funny answer: I'll leave those to joe e - cracking me up.

This reminds me of a related story. I was going overland from Lhasa, Tibet to Kathmandu, Nepal in 1997 with a Tibetian couple in a Landcruiser. We stayed in the same room each night - they in one bed, me in another. It was the middle of winter and brutally cold and I was totally tired at the end of each day of travel.

One morning, I wake up to some noises. It was pretty low key, and I was on my side, not facing them. But they were "making love", "doing the nasty", "boinking" - or whatever you want to call it. It was pretty quick and not loud at all. I didn't care. It's part of life and it didn't hurt me in anyway. No one every said anything, and I'm sure they enjoyed there sleep and next day of travel that much more.

I'm reminded of an episode of Family Guy where Stewie and Brian go into the Army. Stewie and Brian are having some sort of argument/conversation in the barracks, and off camera someone shouts "Will you shut up? I can't masturbate with you guys talking!" Then another shouts (in a gay voice) "Not me!"

I imagine the shower would be the best place to "hang out" while traveling.


Also, I have to say I've had some bad experiences traveling with couples (in this case a few close friends!) who are very very very open. I was in NYC with 12 or so friends sleeping in a small one roomed studio apartment and at night, these two friends (sleeping naked) only a foot or two away would begin their business. It was always very very obvious and uncomfortable. I'm a very open dude and very down to earth so it wasn't like I was going to die or anything but damn I couldn't help but to feel uncomfortable. It's hard to fall asleep when there are two naked bodies making babies so close, even if you try.

Once I was a little sick, and went to bed in a multibed dorm. It was me, and a couple who'd scored a double bed. They saw me, sure thing, and that didn't stop them from going at it like a porn movie. I'm pretty sure they wanted me to watch, or didn't care. It was daytime, remember. Plenty of light.

Needless to say, I got little sleep.

They were a nice couple. Later on I had lunch with them and the topic never came up.

It's really not an option for me as full-length mirrors are seldom found in hostels these days. That takes the fun out of it!

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Originally posted by Insubordination:
I guess women could get it done in the shower too, if they had an electric toothbrush.

I know someone who packs a vibe on every trip.

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Originally posted by Haci Richard:
I can't remember where this came from, but it seems appropriate here:

It came from a fark.com photoshop contest...I still chortle heartily every time I see it...so thanks.

as to the question at "hand"..my answer, shower or hooker or hooker in the shower.

as to the girls' responses....no need for you to masturbate...Just look me up!

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Originally posted by Felix:
How do you deal with it, especially if you're hosteling? This is very important, so answer honestly.

Now you just remind me about another thread: "What do you do on a very long flight?" Especially after downing too many (free) glasses of wine, I may feel a little bit frisky...



By the way...in the toilet of course!

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Originally posted by MLISS4816:

Some adventurous souls have even done the deed in an airplane bathroom.

Oop!! You caught me....

But honestly, it is not really that adventurous as you may think. Just beware of turbulence....

Haha just happened to see this thread. When I read the title I reckon my eyebrows flew up to the ceiling.

Must admit I was - a little, concerned to read "Travel photos" in Felix's posts, I didn't know if I could handle what I might see.

Now, for the topic in hand. Well, I suppose masturbation is the thinking man's television. No?

In hostels when you're in a shared dorm, it might make things a bit hard for you, and if you're worried about privacy then don't be so tight fisted - get a private room.

But honestly, how hard can it be to practise a little self-restraint? I'm sure if you pull yourself together you'll be able to handle it until a more opportune time arises.

Isn't this what parents always said would make you go blind?
I wonder how many people wear glasses?

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Originally posted by Felix:
Why do I get the impression that you people aren't taking this most serious issue seriously?
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Que?



Twould seem many favour the showers. Thank goodness I always wear thongs.



Seriously, this topic and the responses just cracks me up - it's one of the funniest I've read.

quote:

I didn't know if I could handle what I might see.

the topic in hand.

a bit hard for you

don't be so tight fisted


pull yourself together you'll be able to handle it

opportune time arises.

I hope the response was tonque in cheek. Otherwise someone has some Freudian issues.

Oy.